About

Josh Lorenzo has always enjoyed writing and has always been sarcastic so he thought, why not merge the two? He enjoys telling stories that are based on fact but embellished with a substantial amount of hyperbole.  Quite often, this means making fun of himself.

He’s been featured on the humor website McSweeney’s:

An open letter to James Madison

He writes a monthly political satire column for Political Animal Magazine called “Don’t Feed the Animals”:

Russia Interested in Interrogating Rocky Balboa

Reality Series Aims to Destroy National Park

Making Every Season in America Summer

Crooner Michael Bolton’s Introductory Press Conference as National Security Advisor

Paul Ryan’s Retirement

The Washington Post’s Capital Weather Gang blog:

Clouds: A Field Guide to Clouds

My flaming war with this hellish heat wave

Burning for You

I hate the cherry blossoms

Allergies: the great April debate

Winter’s commitment issues

And

The Local Opinions Matter Page of The Washington Post: 

How to literally and figuratively drain a swamp

A solar eclipse of the heart

And

Points in Case:

A Cautionary Tale on Buying Your Wife a Star for Mother’s Day

An Open Letter to Arbor Day

Diminishing the jean pool

Tails of Fear: Going into my crawl space

Shut up and retire already

And

At The Good Men Project:

Tales of an early arriver

And

At Parent.Co

The art of taking things literally is an art of childhood

Growing up is hard to do

Lights, camera, inaction!

Fitness Magazines (they do humor too):

The runner’s lie

Marathon on a treadmill