Josh Lorenzo has always enjoyed writing and has always been sarcastic so he thought, why not merge the two? He enjoys telling stories that are based on fact but embellished with a substantial amount of hyperbole. Quite often, this means making fun of himself.
He’s been featured on the humor website McSweeney’s:
Unanswered 1980s Movie Want Ads
An open letter to James Madison
Daily Drunk Magazine:
Should I Hike Or Nah – A Flowchart
Little Old Lady Comedy:
Robert Frost Revises Three Of His Famous Poems After Experiencing First World Problems
Slackjaw:
An Open Letter To The Woman In Marshall Tucker Band’s “Can’t You See
Weekly Humorist:
Popular Scented Candles of 2020
Seven New Rules for the 2020 Presidential Debates
Actual Phases of the Global Pandemic I’ve Experienced
Newly Discovered Side Effects of Hydroxychloroquine
Where Are They Now: Jack and Diane
What Your Favorite Eagles Song Says About the way you End Relationships
What Your Favorite Salad Bar Dressing of Choice Says About You
Don’t Hold the Door for Me: An Introverts Lament
If Adam Levine’s Tattoos Could Talk
He writes a monthly political satire column for Political Animal Magazine called “Don’t Feed the Animals”:
Hurricane Dorian Coming Back with a Vengeance
Russia Interested in Interrogating Rocky Balboa
Reality Series Aims to Destroy National Park
Making Every Season in America Summer
Crooner Michael Bolton’s Introductory Press Conference as National Security Advisor
The Washington Post’s Capital Weather Gang blog:
An Open Letter to the Emerging Cicadas
Dear January, Have you gone rogue?
A Week in the Life of a Broken-Hearted Snow Lover
Abandoning autumn: September’s interview to become summer’s fourth month
Clouds: A Field Guide to Clouds
My flaming war with this hellish heat wave
Allergies: the great April debate
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The Local Opinions Matter Page of The Washington Post:
Here’s how to finally get snow in D.C.
I’m the fan who leaves early from sporting events
How to literally and figuratively drain a swamp
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The Flake News:
Trump and Covid-19 Engage in Testy Twitter Exchange
Roseanne Asks President Trump to Eulogize Her
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Robot Butt:
Pre-K State Basketball Championship Results
Points in Case:
I’m the Tennis Ball Attached to the Old Man’s Walker
Unanswered 90s Movie Wants Ads
A Cautionary Tale on Buying Your Wife a Star for Mother’s Day
Tails of Fear: Going into my crawl space
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At The Good Men Project:
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At Parent.Co
The art of taking things literally is an art of childhood
Fitness Magazines (they do humor too):
The Author of Sarcasm 