1980s Movie Quotes that are Relevant During the 2020 Global Pandemic

“Roads?  Where we’re going, we don’t need – roads.”

     -Doc Brown (Back to the Future)

 

“I can’t breathe in this thing!”

     -Lord Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

 

“Gonna make it, Gonna make it.  Not gonna make it, Not gonna make it, Not gonna make it.”

     -Lucky Day (Three Amigos)

 

“I’m too old for this shit.”

     -Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)

 

“Inconceivable.”

     -Vizzini (The Princess Bride)

 

Spock: The needs of the many outweigh…

Kirk: The needs of the few.

Spock: Or the one. 

     – Kirk and Spock (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)

 

“Who’s driving this car, Stevie Wonder?”

     -John McLane (Die Hard)

 

“Get him a body bag…yeah!”

     -Tommy (The Karate Kid)

 

“This is where the law ends and I start.”

     -Cobra (Cobra)

 

“Worse?  How could things get any worse?  Look around, Ellen!  We’re at the threshold of hell.”

     -Clark Griswold (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation)

 

“How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”

     -Ferris (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)

 

“We’re not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean, we’ve got TV. We’ve got Family Feud.”

     -Willard (Footloose)

 

“It Is Now 7:06. You Have Exactly 8 Hours And 54 Minutes To Think About Why You Are Here – To Ponder The Error Of Your Ways.”

     -Richard Vernon (The Breakfast Club)

 

“I Feel Like I’m Baby-Sitting Except I’m Not Getting Paid.”

     -Stef (The Goonies)

 

“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”

     -Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

 

“This is heavy.”

     -Marty (Back to the Future)

 

Ted: These people need to go to a hospital.

Elaine: What is it?

Ted: It’s a big place where sick people go.

     -Ted and Elaine (Airplane)

 

“Beer for breakfast there, Two-Bit?”

     -Steve (The Outsiders)

 

“There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man.”

     -Billy (Predator)

 

“Wendy, you’ve got a big surprise coming to you.  You’re not going anywhere.”

      -Jack (The Shining)

 

“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it?”

      -Batty (Blade Runner)

 

“Why can’t you be in a good mood?  How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?”

      -Lloyd Dobbler (Say Anything)

 

“A parachute not opening…that’s a way to die.  Getting caught in the gears of a combine…having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!”

     -Drebin (The Naked Gun)

 

“Everyone gets sick in department stores.”

      -Joan Wilder (Romancing the Stone)

 

“You will lose.”

     -Drago (Rocky IV)

 

“I must break you.”

     -Drago (Rocky IV)

 

“If he dies, he dies.”

      -Drago (Rocky IV)

 

“Shitter’s full.”

      -Cousin Eddie (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation)