Please sing along. It helps.
The Alphabet Song
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
Q, R, S, T, U, V
W, X, Y, Z
I still know my ABCs
Prevagen is helping me.
Eeny Meeny Miny Moe
Eeny meeny miny moe
I wake up to pee, you know.
There are issues with the flow,
Eeny meeny miny moe.
Pop Goes the Weasel!
In our youth the body was strong,
Everything was gleeful.
Now if I turn my neck too far,
Pop! Goes the weasel!
Bengay for a creaky back,
Getting old is evil.
If I don’t stretch out far enough,
Pop! Goes the weasel!
Idiopathic knee aches,
The pain is almost lethal.
Don’t forget your copper fit or,
Pop! Goes the weasel!
Up and down the steep side walk,
My big toe acts medieval.
Now it seems I have the gout,
Pop! Goes the weasel!
Little Miss Muffet
Little miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet, eating her bran and whey
Along came her mister, who could not resist her
Saying, “You’ll make a doodie today!”
Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle
Wanna hear a riddle?
Night driving is harder to do
The little wife laughs to see such struggles
But she is even blinder than you
Hey diddle diddle (x2).
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a glass of vino.
Jack fell down and looked around
and Jill kept laughing after.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a glass of vino.
Jill fell down and ripped her gown
and Jack kept laughing after.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a glass of vino.
Rapidly they drank it down
One glass and they’re hungover!
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes.
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes;
All ache.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
We ate Thai, I feel bizarre
Prilosec for this heartburn
Seems as though I’ll never learn
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
We ate Thai, I feel bizarre.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Excedrin and every surgeon,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
Rock-a-Bye Baby
Rock a bye baby, if the noise drops,
Snoring so loud, it won’t ever stop.
When they shut up, I finally fall,
And then it resumes, to hell with it all.
The Author of Sarcasm 